Oh

Why, hello there

I think you may be lost

or perhaps you fell down the rabbithole?

curious, much?

Things I Learned The Hard Way

• If you cry when you are nine feet tall you will shed gallons of tears. This creates a drowning hazard
• Cats can grin
• You can use a flamingo as a croquet mallet, in a pinch
• You can't help but go about mad people
• If you are more than a mile high you will be asked to leave the court
• The best way to get dry is to run in a circle for half an hour

This is where you go if you want to play croquet with the queen yourself Neocities.